What a dope! Man calls police to report theft of lamps he uses to grow cannabis

A dopey South Yorkshire drug grower phoned police - to report the theft of lamps he uses to grow cannabis.
Cannabis is grown using heat lamps.Cannabis is grown using heat lamps.
Cannabis is grown using heat lamps.

The man phoned police in Rotherham to complain that the high-powered heat lamps, which are used to grow cannabis plants, had been snatched.

Inspector Abdul Aziz of South Yorkshire Police revealed details of the call on Twitter, tweeting: "Bloke just reported the theft of his lamps he uses to grow cannabis," along with a shocked face emoji.

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No more details have been given but Insp Aziz of Rotherham Local Policing Team said: “This was an adult male who sadly didn’t have any cannabis but we now know who he is and what he does in his spare time.”